From: djesys [David.Dachtera@advocatehealth.com]
Sent: Friday, January 21, 2000 10:36 AM
To: Info-VAX@Mvb.Saic.Com
Subject: Re: One More Reason Why VMS Is Better Than Windoze...

*ROFLMAO* !!!!!

A Grammy nominee,  for sure!!!

Will Parcel wrote:
> 
> Toon Moene <toon@moene.indiv.nluug.nl> wrote
> 
> > "Terry C. Shannon" <shannon@world.std.com> wrote:
> >
> > > I can see it now. Micro$oft used the Stones'
> > > "Start Me Up" (sans two important lines) as the
> > > theme song for Windoze 95. Will Jimi Hendrix'
> > > "Are You Experienced?" be the theme tune for
> Win2K?
> >
> > I'd guess it would be: "Hey, Joe, where do you go,
> > with that gun in your hand
> > ..."
> 
> More likely Bluescreen, a song using the melody from
> J. J. Cale's Cocaine
> 
> They said just relax, it's as good as a VAX;
> bluescreen.
> The work is all done, now save and have fun;
> bluescreen.
> It goes down, It goes down, It goes down, bluescreen.
> 
> My work is all fiz, all I got now is: bluescreen.
> Dr. Watson is here, his message ain't clear;
> bluescreen
> It goes down, It goes down, It goes down, bluescreen.
> 
> Hear all the moans, we need Sherlock Holmes;
> bluescreen.
> Get off our backs, it sure ain't no VAX; bluescreen.
> It goes down, It goes down, It goes down, bluescreen.
> 
> It goes down, It goes down, It goes down, bluescreen.
> 
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