From: djesys [David.Dachtera@advocatehealth.com] Sent: Friday, January 21, 2000 10:36 AM To: Info-VAX@Mvb.Saic.Com Subject: Re: One More Reason Why VMS Is Better Than Windoze... *ROFLMAO* !!!!! A Grammy nominee, for sure!!! Will Parcel wrote: > > Toon Moene wrote > > > "Terry C. Shannon" wrote: > > > > > I can see it now. Micro$oft used the Stones' > > > "Start Me Up" (sans two important lines) as the > > > theme song for Windoze 95. Will Jimi Hendrix' > > > "Are You Experienced?" be the theme tune for > Win2K? > > > > I'd guess it would be: "Hey, Joe, where do you go, > > with that gun in your hand > > ..." > > More likely Bluescreen, a song using the melody from > J. J. Cale's Cocaine > > They said just relax, it's as good as a VAX; > bluescreen. > The work is all done, now save and have fun; > bluescreen. > It goes down, It goes down, It goes down, bluescreen. > > My work is all fiz, all I got now is: bluescreen. > Dr. Watson is here, his message ain't clear; > bluescreen > It goes down, It goes down, It goes down, bluescreen. > > Hear all the moans, we need Sherlock Holmes; > bluescreen. > Get off our backs, it sure ain't no VAX; bluescreen. > It goes down, It goes down, It goes down, bluescreen. > > It goes down, It goes down, It goes down, bluescreen. > > ===== > Will Parcel, the Nations Largest Realtor. > __________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. > http://im.yahoo.com -- David J. Dachtera dba DJE Systems http://home.earthlink.net/~djesys/ Unofficial Affordable OpenVMS Home Page and Message Board: http://home.earthlink.net/~djesys/vms/soho/