The PURPVAX Song (to the tune of
"He's Got The Whole World In His Hands")

He's got lotsa crud, on his VAX
He's got lotsa crud, on his VAX
He's got lotsa crud, on his VAX

He's got lotsa crud, on his VAX

He's got DEC star couplers, on his VAX
He's got Britton-Lee, on his VAX
He's got full DECservice, on his VAX.

He's got expensive crud on his VAX.

He's got VMS, on his VAX
He's got Datatrieve, on his VAX
He's got real-time, on his VAX.

He's got slow crud on his VAX.

He's got office automation, on his VAX.
He's got All-in-Fun, on his VAX
He's got security up the ying-yang, on his VAX.

He's got Management on his VAX.

He's got VAX/Elan, on his VAX.
He's got ANSI DIBOL, on his VAX.
He's got RPG, on his VAX.

He's got useless crud on his VAX.

He's got gigundo disks, on his VAX.
He's got max warp speed, on his VAX.
He's got unlimited POOL, on his VAX.

He's got some good stuff on his VAX.

He's got Hurkle and Adventure, on his VAX.
He's got Haunt and Dungeon, on his VAX.
He's got Rogue and Moria, on his VAX.

He's got production problems on his VAX.

He's got Fortran II, on his VAX.
He's got TOPS-10 emulation, on his VAX.
He's got FidoNet, on his VAX.

He's got bizarre crud on his VAX.

He's got 1000 users, on his VAX.
He's got 40 LAT servers, on his VAX.
He's got the King James BIBLE, on his VAX.

He's got the whole world on his VAX.

He's got lotsa crud, on his VAX
He's got lotsa crud, on his VAX
He's got lotsa crud, on his VAX

He's got lotsa crud, on his VAX