MisterHouse the DJ

If you have Winamp or a shoutcast compatable mp3 player (e.g. unix based Freeamp), then click here to listen, to the house speak what you type (with about a 10 second lag), or just to listen what the house happens to be playing or saying at the moment. Background music is usually home grown Bruce Songs.

You can also monitor the shoutcast server status here.

Type something in below, pick the voice you want, and click on the "Speak it!" button to have MisterHouse process what you typed through a text -> speech program and play over our house PA system and listen to it with Winamp.

Have Eliza respond? Eliza Rule: Nick's Eliza Classic Eliza in German

If you are in need of some consoling, click the "Eliza" checkbox, and a ChatBot version of the famous Eliza psychologist will have a conversation with you. You may want to avoid Nick's rule if you have a sensitive personality :)
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